# Natural Language Toolkit: Rude Chatbot
#
# Copyright (C) 2001-2023 NLTK Project
# Author: Peter Spiller <pspiller@csse.unimelb.edu.au>
# URL: <https://www.nltk.org/>
# For license information, see LICENSE.TXT
from nltk.chat.util import Chat, reflections
pairs = (
(
r"We (.*)",
(
"What do you mean, 'we'?",
"Don't include me in that!",
"I wouldn't be so sure about that.",
),
),
(
r"You should (.*)",
("Don't tell me what to do, buddy.", "Really? I should, should I?"),
),
(
r"You\'re(.*)",
(
"More like YOU'RE %1!",
"Hah! Look who's talking.",
"Come over here and tell me I'm %1.",
),
),
(
r"You are(.*)",
(
"More like YOU'RE %1!",
"Hah! Look who's talking.",
"Come over here and tell me I'm %1.",
),
),
(
r"I can\'t(.*)",
(
"You do sound like the type who can't %1.",
"Hear that splashing sound? That's my heart bleeding for you.",
"Tell somebody who might actually care.",
),
),
(
r"I think (.*)",
(
"I wouldn't think too hard if I were you.",
"You actually think? I'd never have guessed...",
),
),
(
r"I (.*)",
(
"I'm getting a bit tired of hearing about you.",
"How about we talk about me instead?",
"Me, me, me... Frankly, I don't care.",
),
),
(
r"How (.*)",
(
"How do you think?",
"Take a wild guess.",
"I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer.",
),
),
(r"What (.*)", ("Do I look like an encyclopedia?", "Figure it out yourself.")),
(
r"Why (.*)",
(
"Why not?",
"That's so obvious I thought even you'd have already figured it out.",
),
),
(
r"(.*)shut up(.*)",
(
"Make me.",
"Getting angry at a feeble NLP assignment? Somebody's losing it.",
"Say that again, I dare you.",
),
),
(
r"Shut up(.*)",
(
"Make me.",
"Getting angry at a feeble NLP assignment? Somebody's losing it.",
"Say that again, I dare you.",
),
),
(
r"Hello(.*)",
("Oh good, somebody else to talk to. Joy.", "'Hello'? How original..."),
),
(
r"(.*)",
(
"I'm getting bored here. Become more interesting.",
"Either become more thrilling or get lost, buddy.",
"Change the subject before I die of fatal boredom.",
),
),
)
rude_chatbot = Chat(pairs, reflections)
[docs]def rude_chat():
print("Talk to the program by typing in plain English, using normal upper-")
print('and lower-case letters and punctuation. Enter "quit" when done.')
print("=" * 72)
print("I suppose I should say hello.")
rude_chatbot.converse()
if __name__ == "__main__":
demo()