Source code for nltk.chat.rude

# Natural Language Toolkit: Rude Chatbot
#
# Copyright (C) 2001-2019 NLTK Project
# Author: Peter Spiller <pspiller@csse.unimelb.edu.au>
# URL: <http://nltk.org/>
# For license information, see LICENSE.TXT
from __future__ import print_function

from nltk.chat.util import Chat, reflections

pairs = (
    (
        r'We (.*)',
        (
            "What do you mean, 'we'?",
            "Don't include me in that!",
            "I wouldn't be so sure about that.",
        ),
    ),
    (
        r'You should (.*)',
        ("Don't tell me what to do, buddy.", "Really? I should, should I?"),
    ),
    (
        r'You\'re(.*)',
        (
            "More like YOU'RE %1!",
            "Hah! Look who's talking.",
            "Come over here and tell me I'm %1.",
        ),
    ),
    (
        r'You are(.*)',
        (
            "More like YOU'RE %1!",
            "Hah! Look who's talking.",
            "Come over here and tell me I'm %1.",
        ),
    ),
    (
        r'I can\'t(.*)',
        (
            "You do sound like the type who can't %1.",
            "Hear that splashing sound? That's my heart bleeding for you.",
            "Tell somebody who might actually care.",
        ),
    ),
    (
        r'I think (.*)',
        (
            "I wouldn't think too hard if I were you.",
            "You actually think? I'd never have guessed...",
        ),
    ),
    (
        r'I (.*)',
        (
            "I'm getting a bit tired of hearing about you.",
            "How about we talk about me instead?",
            "Me, me, me... Frankly, I don't care.",
        ),
    ),
    (
        r'How (.*)',
        (
            "How do you think?",
            "Take a wild guess.",
            "I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer.",
        ),
    ),
    (r'What (.*)', ("Do I look like an encyclopedia?", "Figure it out yourself.")),
    (
        r'Why (.*)',
        (
            "Why not?",
            "That's so obvious I thought even you'd have already figured it out.",
        ),
    ),
    (
        r'(.*)shut up(.*)',
        (
            "Make me.",
            "Getting angry at a feeble NLP assignment? Somebody's losing it.",
            "Say that again, I dare you.",
        ),
    ),
    (
        r'Shut up(.*)',
        (
            "Make me.",
            "Getting angry at a feeble NLP assignment? Somebody's losing it.",
            "Say that again, I dare you.",
        ),
    ),
    (
        r'Hello(.*)',
        ("Oh good, somebody else to talk to. Joy.", "'Hello'? How original..."),
    ),
    (
        r'(.*)',
        (
            "I'm getting bored here. Become more interesting.",
            "Either become more thrilling or get lost, buddy.",
            "Change the subject before I die of fatal boredom.",
        ),
    ),
)

rude_chatbot = Chat(pairs, reflections)


[docs]def rude_chat(): print("Talk to the program by typing in plain English, using normal upper-") print('and lower-case letters and punctuation. Enter "quit" when done.') print('=' * 72) print("I suppose I should say hello.") rude_chatbot.converse()
[docs]def demo(): rude_chat()
if __name__ == "__main__": demo()